Curing that Writer's Block

Sitting on the coffee table: 1 bottle of Becks, 1 empty wine glass, 1 bottle of water

Sitting on the couch: me and my computer

Sitting on the floor: my roommate, 1 bottle of Becks

Still not finished: a paper on retailer values that is due tomorrow

My defense: I called my old boss to help me, but apparently he had actual work to do and didn't answer his phone

My solution: more wine... obvi