While sitting outside this evening having a beer, I started to tell Nicki a story I just heard from my 10 year high school reunion.
NicNic: you've been out of high school for ten years?!
me: yeah. wait, have you even been out for five years?
NicNic: no, that is the thing, I am kind of bummed I am missing it because I won't get to see all the pretty girls come back fat.
me: that totally happens too. It's great!
NicNic: wow, 10 years, you're old!
me: I hate you.
3 comments:
awww. hey at least you aren't dating her! haha. in my experience, it was the annoying girls that got more annoying--the ones that tried to start a rumor that you're a lesbian because they wanted to fuck your boyfriend in HS and never got close. i digress. anyway, i think young friends keep you younger, n'est ce pas?
damn. girls can be mean, even when they are funny. sounds like you are having a great time. need more pics.
OMG Jeff, ask me how much I LOVE that you read this!
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