Not Unless You Count Opening a Bottle of Wine

me: i am on the kombucha website

crowls: don't stray from the synergy brand.
the other one's not good

me: really?

crowls: nope.
too sweet
no floaty things
no kombucha buzz
worthless.
although, it's better than nothing.
if that's your only option.
still helps with the hangovers.

me: I have no options
there is nada

crowls: oh. well you can always make it yourself.

me: mommy doesn't cook, remember