Things I Realized While Sitting Through a Long Presentation

• spending your rent on shoes can be extremely liberating
  
  
• I have a horrible time understanding Indian accents
  
  
• McDonald's coffee is still amazing, no matter what country you are in
  
  
• I still smile everytime I get an email from you
  
  
• maybe leggings aren't so bad after all
  
  
• more people in this room are thinking about sex than listening to the speaker