You Have Me Seeing Red

I have spent the last two days searching the city for red pistachios. The kind I used to eat at my Nana and Papa's when I was little, leaving my fingers stained for days. I've been everywhere from Whole Foods to Safeway to the organic store that sells my Kombucha. Nothing! Apparantly no one outside of the Midwest likes them.

I even briefly considered just dying them myself, but something tells me that past the age of 12 it is not acceptable to have red fingers... plus it totally wouldn't match my outfit for tonight!